I love this show. Nothing’s better than Dr. House. I am automagically getting the first three seasons through the magic of the interwebs.

So, I go to charge my mp3 player to get ready for school tomorrow, and what happens?
The screen turns on, and the classic “whoops, our screen is now broken, so here are a bunch of weird colors and a big splotch of black on the side”
Damn screen cracked at some point. So fuck. It’s completely […]

I am now the proud owner of a Gateway GT5624E with an Intel Pentium Dual Core processor, with Vista Home Premium.
Why?
I was trying to figure that one out too.
My aunt looked at my computer. We think the power supply is dead. We went to Fry’s, and decided that it would be better just to buy […]

Hell yeah (in case you didn’t know, I’ve been having trouble sleeping the past few days. Mania.)

When I am talking on the phone with people I don’t know (pizza guy, for example) I raise my voice to a very girly voice. It’s odd. I don’t do it consciously either.

Purely because of this quote from Lolita’s author, Vladimir Nabokov, I am naming one of the girls I have (when I have kids) Lolita. The first girl will be named Kitty, however.
At the same year, in the interview for Life Nabokov was asked, “Which of your writings has pleased you most?”. He answered,
“I would say […]

Really, that’s all this day is about. Turkey. And it’s the day before Black Friday. Exactly a year tomorrow, I was working at Toys ‘R’ Us. On Black Friday. I was insane. Terrible, terrible idea.

What do you call a bear with a mood disorder?
A bipolar bear!
Hahaha….ha….
(EDIT: I looked up “bipolar bear”. Apparently I am not original.. . This I thought was pretty funny though. I want it.)

I was JUST playing Breakout earlier today in school.

God I love this song, in case you didn’t already know.
When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You’re so fucking special
But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong […]